One thing good about being stuck in a hotel is that it really gives a guy a good chance to masturbate.
Meanwhile I got out of my clothes and got comfy on the bed with my laptop which I’d loaded up with a shit load of porn for this trip. When I ordered a pizza, the guy told me it would be forth-five minutes.
One night while I was out of town on business I got back to my hotel room and I was two things: horny and hungry.
